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发表于 2003-6-15 10:46:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
a little boy asked his mother "why are you crying?"
一个男孩问他的妈妈:" 你为甚么要哭呢?"

"because i'm a woman," she told him.
妈妈说:"因为我是女人啊."

"i don't understand," he said.
男孩说:"我不懂.

his mum just hugged him and said, "and you never will"
他妈妈抱起他说:"你永远不会懂得."

later the little boy asked his father, "why does mother seem to cry
for no reason?"
後来小男孩就问他爸爸:"妈妈为甚么毫无理由的哭呢?"

"all women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
"所有女人都这样."他爸爸回答.

the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women
cry.
小男孩长成了一个男人,但仍就不懂女人为甚么哭泣.

finally he put in a call to god; and when god got on the phone, he
asked, "god, why do women cry so easily?"
最後,他打电话给上帝;当上帝拿起电话时,他问道:"上帝,女人为什么那么容易哭
泣呢?"

god said: "when i made the woman she had to be special. i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort"
上帝回答说:"当我创造女人时,让她很特别.我使她的肩膀能挑起整个世界的重担,并且又柔情似水.

"i gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children"
我让她的内心很坚强,能够承受分娩的痛苦和忍受自己孩子多次的拒绝."

"i gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone
else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining "
我赋予她耐心使她在别人放弃的时候继续坚持,并且无怨无悔的照顾自己的家人渡过疾病和疲劳.

"i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly"
我赋予她在任何情况下都会爱孩子的感情,即使她的孩子伤害了她.

"i gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart"
我赋予她包容她丈夫过错的坚强和用他的勒骨塑成她来保护他的心.

"i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes
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匿名  发表于 2003-6-15 11:39:42 |阅读模式
啊!谢谢上帝:)
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发表于 2003-6-15 11:41:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
呵呵
哭是女人最好的武器...........
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匿名  发表于 2003-6-15 11:45:25 |阅读模式
男人哭也不差!算是一鸣惊人!!!呵呵
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发表于 2003-6-15 11:51:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
愁到一片
又来一群
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发表于 2003-6-15 12:50:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
女人心,海底针!
不要女人哭的,最好的办法是,再她哭过以后,再去安慰!!
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发表于 2003-6-17 17:00:47 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
哭只是女士释放心情的方式而已,男人亦有自己释放心情的方式
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发表于 2003-6-18 06:12:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
都说女人是水做的,但最可怕的是变成洪水~~~#¥%……—*(
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发表于 2003-6-18 09:25:42 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
哭吧
不要忍着
眼泪是有毒的
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发表于 2003-6-18 11:07:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
哭是最好的发泄方式。
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